About
This website is dedicated to my 5.5 foot Halloween skeleton prop named Miles. I got him in 2019 and he started living in my car in 2022 after my mom gave me an 8 foot Halloween skeleton prop and my space wasn't big enough for the both of them. Then, in 2023 when I started getting out more, he came along as my anxiety buddy on long road trips to camping.
Now that I'm fully reintegrated (mask comfy), Miles still drives around with me and joins me on camping trips solo and with others.
Miles is currently legless. One of the legs is kept in my home and I use it to pet my cat when she is far away. The other sits in the back window of my car so everyone driving behind me sees a bone leg.
Adopt
Because he's such a huge fan of travel, I thought it would be fun to offer Miles pixels up for adoption. Let him travel to your home page and stay for a while!
You can get Miles with or without props and pals, hanging (there's a loop so you can easily put him anywhere on your site) or grounded in a chair.
If you want to dress up Miles for your site, I've included him here without clothes (or you can adopt, he is very comfortable with his bones). Let me know if you make one (Neocities profile or guestbook) and I will put it on the site and link to you! He usually wears a red plaid shirt or a backwards baseball cap, but you can dress him as you please!
Here are some very tiny skeletons if you prefer.
If you grab him, link back to https://maxcrunch.neocities.org/ween/miles so others can meet him and see what adventures he has been on!
Gallery
Click the thumbnails to see full images.
Camping Trips
Sometimes you can find Miles with his mini flamingo friend, Napoleon. 🦩
Video recap from camping at Cross Rip Campgrounds in Oct 2023. The campgrounds were all decked out with Halloween decor and the restroom had the BEST sign I've ever seen: Rest In Pieces Room! Sorry for the cheesy music, I was lazy about searching for free music. If you're a camper in Virginia I recommend this campgrounds in Deltaville, VA along the Chesapeake Bay. It's LGBTQ+ friendly!
