๐Ÿงธ Plush Land My Weird Little Guys

Welcome to the fort. Pull up a pillow. These are my soft frogs, spooks, cryptids, and others, collected to reconnect with childhood joy and shared to give me a place online to stare at them when they're not around.

๐ŸŒญ Dachshund Hot Dog
brand Squishable
lives in the bedroom
Botched cloning experiment.
๐Ÿ‰ Watermelon Prince
year 2020
brand Squishmallow
lives in the bedroom
Prince the pug is wearing a watermelon costume.
๐ŸŽ Shark Horse
a.k.a. Shorse / Hark / Shork
lives on my bed
I've heard "shorse" or "Hark" or "shork." Take your pick.
๐Ÿฆ‹ Baby Mothman
brand Squishable
lives at the top of the cat tree because Zenny never uses it
Has magnets in his wing tips so he can hug small creatures.
๐Ÿ‘ถ Baby Mothman
brand Alpacasews
lives at the top of the cat tree with the other Baby Mothman
Has a butt.
๐ŸงŸ Frankenstein
brand Isaac Mizrahi
lives in the bed
5 feet tall.
๐Ÿ“ข Siren Head
lives on the back of the couch with his bff, Banana man
Banana man gave him a hoodie.
๐Ÿด Long Horse
lives on my couch
This doubles as a neck pillow.
๐Ÿก Puffer Fish
brand Goylmc
lives in the closet with the rest of the sea creatures
Somehow, this is a puffer fish.
๐Ÿฆถ Long Furby
lives in the bed
Has a spine and little feets.
๐ŸŒ Banana Man
brand helegeSONG
lives on the back of the couch with his BFF, Siren Head
โœจ Anxiety โœจ
๐Ÿฆข Swan
note Not a goose.
lives in the bedroom
This is a swan (not a goose).
๐Ÿธ Thousand Mile Stare Frog
brand Avocatt
lives in the living room staring at me
He is having visions. From the war.
๐ŸŽ’ Adventure Frog
lives in the entryway of my home
Little butt stitched in. Always ready to go.
๐Ÿช„ Wizard Toad
lives on the back of my couch near where Zenny naps
My friend found this on adventures and bought it for me immediately.
๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ BLร…HAJ
brand IKEA
lives in my closet
Trans icon.
๐Ÿฆˆ Mako Shark
brand Wild Republic
lives in my closet
Found him on a wall in a kite and toy store in Outer Banks, NC. I love the way his face looks.
๐Ÿ‘บ Grim
brand from Kdrama Goblin
lives on the couch
After watching Goblin I RUSHED online to find the plush featured in the show. There are a few you can get, but a grim reaper is always my favorite character so I got him.
๐Ÿ• Palamute Reversible
brand Teeturtle
lives near my Switch
This dog is from Monster Hunter.
๐Ÿš€ Space Guy
brand Lego
lives in my "cave" room
"Benny" blue astronaut.
โ›ˆ๏ธ Grumpy Bear Frankenstein
lives on my couch
This is the crossover I've literally always wanted and often wished for.
๐Ÿฅ› Arkveld
brand Youtooz
lives in my home office area
Arkveld is the plush I hold during therapy. From Monster Hunter: Wilds.
๐Ÿฆ Waffles
brand Finch
lives wherever I need them
Finch self-care app sells well-sized plush and now my birb is with me digitally AND physically.
๐Ÿ“ฌ Farley
brand USPS
lives sits on the shelf next to my zines
I JUST COULDN'T RESIST LOOK AT HIM.
๐Ÿป Baby Bear
year 1984
With me 24/7 as a baby.
๐Ÿ˜ Elphant
year 1980s
With me 24/7 as a child.
๐ŸŒ™ Bedtime Bear
year 1980s
brand Care Bears
I was OBSESSED with Care Bears as a kid which is why these are all squished and deformed.
๐ŸŽ‚ Birthday Bear (pillow)
year 1980s
brand Care Bears
Until I dug them out I didn't remember that Care Bear pillows existed.
๐ŸŒˆ Cheer Bear
year 1980s
brand Care Bears
It's not even pink anymore.
โค๏ธ Tenderheart Bear (pillow)
year 1980s
brand Care Bears
My mother carved an M into Tenderheart's stomach like a monster.
๐Ÿ’œ Lotsa Heart Elephant
year 1980s
brand Care Bear Cousins
Lotsa Heart was much more buff in the show.
๐Ÿ’ก Bright Heart Raccoon
year 1980s
brand Care Bear Cousins
My favorite cousin growing up (except my actual cousins).
๐Ÿ‘ Emo Lamb
year 2000
High school plush given piercings by a friend.